Sunday, December 2, 2012
The Wrong Kind
Apparently when my friend Patrick goes out he gets called handsome all the time. People say he looks like Matt Damon, Dexter, David Beckham...when I go out, people say I look like one of the hobbits from Lord of the Rings, "that gay guy from Sex and the City" (Stanford), and one time, a really drunk, old Korean man said I looked like Tom Cruise, but I'm pretty sure that was the only white male celebrity he knew of. If the only western celebrity he knew was Will Smith, he probably would've said I look like Will Smith, that's all I'm saying.
Thank God I have the gorgeous eyes of a Twilight vampire, an awesome butt, and killer dance moves or I would have nothing going for me haha.