Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Wrong Kind


Apparently when my friend Patrick goes out he gets called handsome all the time. People say he looks like Matt Damon, Dexter, David Beckham...when I go out, people say I look like one of the hobbits from Lord of the Rings, "that gay guy from Sex and the City" (Stanford), and one time, a really drunk, old Korean man said I looked like Tom Cruise, but I'm pretty sure that was the only white male celebrity he knew of. If the only western celebrity he knew was Will Smith, he probably would've said I look like Will Smith, that's all I'm saying.

Thank God I have the gorgeous eyes of a Twilight vampire, an awesome butt, and killer dance moves or I would have nothing going for me haha.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Halloween...meh.


The bartenders were wearing the least PC costumes. It was kind of hilarious, because I don't think that's what they intended.
I also saw a girl in a wheel chair dancing like a stripper that night. That was probably the most interesting thing about Halloween this year. I was going to draw a comic about that, but Halloween is sooooo almost two months ago. But now I can cross off "See a girl with one leg dance like a whore" from my bucket list.

Deciding What to Wear


So, Halloween was about eighty years ago, but I was busy. For the record, I wore like six Halloween costumes this year.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Goodbye, Ponds


This really happened. I bawled my eyes out during the episode, and then after the episode, I didn't know what to do with myself, and I was just pacing back and forth in my tiny apartment, singing about Doctor Who with the help of Mariah Carey's "Can't Live Without You."
Pathetic! hahaha

Stalker Fail


I died laughing when Elin told me I was a bad stalker. Firstly, I realized she was right. Secondly, I realized how crazy our conversations are, and I'm about 99.9 % positive that neither of us would ever stalk anyone.

Why My Co-Workers Think I'm Insane


This rant happened seconds after the bell went off for class, and I talked really, really fast and my co-workers did look at me crazy, yes, but they also laughed really hard because I'm a ridiculous idiot.

PS: My co-workers are way prettier than this, I was just too lazy to get very detailed with their panel. Sorry!

How I've Been the Past 3 Weeks


It's been awhile! It all comes down to my sheer laziness. Also stress and depression and general fuck-uppery, but these things happen. I'm feeling better now, and I made a bunch of new comics today! Yay!
Can we talk about the Mindy Project for a second though? Seriously, I watched the pilot episode about 7 or 8 times. I'm not kidding. I loved it. I loved her in it, I read her book after watching the show like time number three, and the book was amazing, and I was so in love with this girl. Then I read an article on LaineyGossip about how the people at that website felt like they were supposed to like it, but they didn't, and that Mindy Kaling came off as mean...then I watched the second episode and I didn't feel as enchanted. I only watched that one once though, I'll probably watch it again at some point tonight and maybe I will feel the enchantment, who knows. I do love Mindy Kaling though, whether she's mean or not. I'm mean, so who am I to judge another mean person?

The next several posts are all tv-related, I'm sorry, but this is my life!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Chicken Tantrum

You may or may not know this, people, but I love chicken. It is my go to food for everything. So the other day when I was desperately craving chicken, I decided to go to my favorite chicken place. It's the best place ever. For about $15 USD, you can get enough chicken to feed four people. And it's not fast food. It is awesome, delicious, slow-cooked perfection. I was floored when I got to the chicken place and discovered it no longer existed. Not only was it closed down, but it was already another restaurant. It changed so quickly and I didn't even notice! And I live across the freaking street! It was upsetting. This fit in the comic was real, people. This tantrum was thrown. I actually screamed "NO" very loudly in the street. Sigh....chicken place, you will be missed.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Weekend Rewind


So, this happened this weekend. I decided to let off some steam by partying with a friend, but then things quickly spiraled into horrible drunken Bryan territory. I spent the weekend abusing my toilet and watching Doctor Who. FUN!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Of Course

Because my students can't behave for one freaking day. Also, my boss didn't tell me I was getting a new student until the bell for first class rang, and she introduced me to this new student.

An Addict is Born

So yeah, basically I'm in love with David Tennant as the doctor. He's just so damn charming and energetic!

New blog! First Post! Formerly Everyday Awkward!

So I've started this new blog and I plan on devoting it to comics about my life, which sounds really egocentric when I type it...but eh, whatever. Here's the first comic!